She'll never know her real name...

...alternately titled, "What did we actually put on her birth certificate?" Honestly, she may be 10 before she knows her name is Audrey because we call her:

cheetah baby

pumpkin

punkin

punkin face

punky

sweet girl

choocharooni

choocharoo

choochy

hunny buns

poopydoo
sweet cheeks
chunky cheeks
peanut
pee pee nut

And those are just the most common ones! Poor thing is going to be so confused!