Not Me! Monday

Welcome back to Not Me! Monday! MckMama's precious little boy, Stellan, is still in the hospital and unfortunately not doing well, but I thought I'd honor her crazy little blog carnival by still posting my Not Me! Monday. I don't know if she'll post a Not Me! Monday or not, but you can head over to her blog to read about how little Stellan is doing. If you believe in the power of prayer, please say a prayer for this little boy, his family, and the doctors and nurses that are caring for him. *Edit* Apparently, The Cline Family is hosting a special edition of Not Me! Monday. Mine was already written before I found out about it, but I have not been doing all the things everyone else has not been doing too.

Stellan has been on my mind quite a bit, so I don't have a long Not Me! post this week. But what I do have for you definitely takes the cake! I mean...if I had actually done it, that is!

Last Tuesday night, I did not watch the Discovery Health show "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant," despite thinking that it was probably a bad idea. I absolutely was not up most of the night because of it and the other half of the night I was not dreaming that I was pregnant. Wednesday morning, I was not so completely freaked out that I actually took a pregnancy test, despite the fact that I was about 99% sure there was no way I could be pregnant. Nope, not me!!Definitely wouldn't take a picture of the test and post it on the internet for the whole world to see either! (And Not Me'ing aside, PLEASE, let's not start any rumors! As you can see from the test, I'm clearly not pregnant! I don't want any awkward phone calls from my mother!) My hubby does not think I am out-of-my-mind crazy!!

Today is not the 26th birthday of my very best friend in the entire world either! You most certainly should not head over to her blog to wish her a very happy birthday! :)

And last, but certainly not least, I did not post my very first GIVEAWAY yesterday! And I am definitely not BURSTING with excitement! You should not check it out because it would be a big waste of time and totally wouldn't be worth it! ;)